1) Doesn't get in the way. Yes, it doesn't get in the way. You can walk comfortably with a boner and never have to worry that you'll poke another dude. Then save it for when that hot chick's booty swings your way, and then you thrust your hips out just enough so it'll poke her. Kind of like a turtle.
2) Skills over size. With a Hmong penis, we get more chances to use our skills. Inside of just having a huge penis to completely demolish her, you slowly work it. First when she sees it, she'll be like, that will never satisfy me. At that point, it'll give us the advantage. Make her call you Mr. Fredstone!
3) No choke. She won't choke on your penis. Comon', how gross is it when you're poking the back of her throat in the middle of a hot and sweaty night, then she throws up. It just ruins the whole night. You spend the rest of the night cleaning up after her and making sure she's okay. She probably won't be able to eat for a few days and you probably won't get any more sucky-sucky.
4) Always leaves her a virgin. Since she don't get demolished, it won't be destroyed for next time. Who wants to be working a broken hole? I know I wouldn't, would you?
5) Less clean up. Since we have the Asian size, it just means less area to clean up. Less skin for you to clean when you're showering.
6) Growth is more noticeable. If you've been rocking her for a while and decide to switch it up a notch. And you start taking some pills or drinking some of roots that supposedly make your penis larger or erections long, she'll definitely notice. She'll be surprised. Not like those big black roosters, even if it grows, she'd probably be paralyzed already and don't even know if something is in there.
7) Easier to hide. Well, this one is made for the masterbaters. Imagine this, you're wacking off your Hmong penis in your room and someone walks in. Like a ninja, you can swiftly tuck it away and nobody would even know. And if it was one of your buddies, you can just walk up and shake his hand. Probably with the hand you weren't working with or just knuckle him. Now on the other hand, with one of those huge penis, someone walks in and you try to hide it, it'll still be sticking out. How embarrassing. Also, this is great for when you and your girl are getting it on and her parents walk in, just act like you forgot to zip your fly.