WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY back in the day,when the CIA recruited Hmong to fight their war for power. But this little soldier had no interest in killing the enemies. BUT he always carry his Hmong knife around with him just in case like a Viet Cong hiding in the bush decided to jump him from behind...

So one day he walk in the jungle (not park like in the USA -___-), to go pick vegetables to feed his family. He came across these Hav Zoov Hluas Nkauj (like Amazon girls from Xena the Warrior Princess). These girls were fine... Like they had nice abs, bootay, and a pretty face... You can tell they were the inventor of p90x... Just by looking at these girls amazing bodies. That is why they are called Hav Zoo Hluas Nkauj. But seriously, Tony Horton probably was a CIA spy back in the day and stole their workout plans -____-.

Back to the story... These Hav Zoo Hluas Nkauj surrounded him with Hmong knifes, all pointing toward his neck. Their leader walk in and asked the young man... Koj yog leej twg? and all these weird questions... He answered them honestly, BUT his answer wasn't good enough. So they took him back to the base and had a girl watch over him.

At first he was annoying and asked her to release him. So he can go back to his family side... BUT the girl didn't budge at all. He started to get more annoying and accidentally called her a nsteg muag... She turn around and ask him again... What did you call me? He say quietly... nothing... She go... no really, I find it cute, so call me that again. So he say it again, ntseg muag. She started to blush and walk away. He could of got away but he know... these girls are p90x approve. So no point in running...

The next day she came back to him and like... "You know you could of escape yesterday right?"and he answered back... Even if I run... you guys got Hmong knifes... My knife versus 30 of Hav Zoo Hluas Nkauj... is not a pretty sight for me. She started to laugh and say... "At least you're smart. The last person that tried to take off, end up loosing one of his leg." He got scare and sit there quietly. She look at him and like... "Cant you take a joke?" So he tried to force a laugh but fail... Then he asked her... What is your name? She say... "I was born and left to die in the jungle. But my parents left me this knife" as she hold her knife in the air for a quick sec then she put it back in her pouch. "So yup the leader of Hav Zoo Hluas Nkauj found me that night and name me Npaj Cov Riam. That is how I got my name... He sit there and nodd his head... Ah I see. But deep inside he wanted to laugh. Who the hell name their child... prepare the knife -______-.

To be continue.