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a Sugarcane Story
Once upon a time, there are a couple named Loserbutt and Dorkbutt. This couple is a very unusual couple, but yet, they are a couple who always share laughter. Loserbutt is the kind hearted, loving, and carefree type of guy. Dorkbutt was the same too, but she has more of an edge to her.
One day, Loserbutt and Dorkbutt was hanging out together and eating some sugarcane. To Dorkbutt’s amazement, Loserbutt had told Dorkbutt that he doesn’t know how to peel or eat sugarcane. Dorkbutt gave Loserbutt a weird look and laughed out loud. Loserbutt laughed along with Dorkbutt and said, “I really don’t know how to peel sugarcane unless someone did it for me.”
Dorkbutt stop laughing and said, “You’ve got to be kidding me? You’re Asian, how can you not know how to eat or peel sugarcane?”
“I don’t know. I just never did. Can you teach me?” Loserbutt said in response.
“hahaha! No, you have to do it by yourself if you want to eat it.” Dorkbutt said.
“But but, I want you to teach me.”
“No buts and I am not going to teach you. Too bad!”
“Fine, I’ll just do this then. On guard!”
Not paying attention to Loserbutt, Dorkbutt got whacked on the head by him.
“Ow, what did you do that for?” Dorkbutt asked in frustration.
“hehe! Because you won’t teach me, but I didn’t really mean to hit you. I was just joking around and accidently hit your head. I’m sorry.” Loserbutt explained.
“Sure you didn’t. You’re going to get it now.”
While Loserbutt was laughing so hard, Dorkbutt went ahead and stole the sugarcane out of Loserbutt’s hand and whacked him with it.
“Hey, I said I was sorry and that I didn’t really mean to hit you with it.” Loserbutt whined.
“Well, it hurt and you deserved it. Hahaha!” Dorkbutt laughed.
“I’m going to tell your mom.” Loserbutt cried.
“So, who told you not to be careful huh?”
“Fine then. You better be prepared. On guard! HI - YAH!”
Loserbutt picks up a bamboo stick that was lying around and started a fake sword fight with Dorkbutt. They was laughing and joking around as they continue their so call “sword fight”. This game of theirs continued for a few more minutes until they couldn’t laugh anymore and gave up. Collapsing to the ground, Loserbutt leaned over and kissed Dorkbutt on the cheek.
“I’m really sorry Dorkbutt. I really didn’t mean to hit you with the sugarcane. It just happened.” Loserbutt said apologetically.
“haha! It’s ok Loserbutt. I’m not mad at you. You’re so silly.”
After moments of quietness, Loserbutt took his bamboo stick and poked Dorkbutt on the side and laughed. At first Dorkbutt ignored the first two poke on her side by Loserbutt, but she eventually gave in and started fighting back with him. As this went on, their game of fun and laughter continued again.
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haha I'm glad that you enjoyed it.
umm...To answer your question, LOL those names are just nicknames. My SOS and I use those names, so I thought I putted it in and make it interesting.
=O OOOo wow nice story. I love it 
And nice names. LOL
So is it about you and him? =] liiFe
hehehe Thanks Life. I tried and I'm glad you liked it.
about your question...yea, he and I joked about this one time and I thought I jot it down.
Hahaha Nice nice. When I read this story I was speechless. LOL xD liiFe
WOW...it got you speechless? I am amaze...lol


lol I lost myself in laughter. Question. Why Loserbutt and Dorkbutt? Wouldn't it be better if they had more decent names.
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