So, since I could remember, I was on HP. HP is so addicting, I asked my dad if I could quit school for HP. I had to be here all the time to chat with you kids. Anyways, I asked my dad about it and I got backhanded so hard, I couldn't see what people typed to me for a whole week. Well, I did eventually get to quit school for HP though. I secretly hid in the library and chatted on HP throughout the rest of my school career. I learned lots of important things from HP that I will tell you about.

Here are the benefits of quitting school for HP:

1) Free typing class. - You get this free typing class online while you're enjoying yourself. I swear when I first started chatting, I was only typing 20wpms, now I can type around 70-80wpm average, and 100wpm at max. I mean, which ones of you people wouldn't want to be able to type faster?

2) A chance to know everyone. - There's always those HPers that only come during the day or the night or the afternoon. If you are able to come on all the time, you'll get the chance to know nearly everyone HP. Then again, there's those HPers that come on all the time, which you would fall into already if you quit school for HP.

3) No cost of college. - So now you quit school for HP. You won't have to pay for college. College can rack up to $10,000+ or depending on what you're going into. Basically if you come online, you'll only have to play for electric and internet. And those aren't quite as expensive as college. Since college has living cost, book expenses, college prices, and what nots.

4) Free Hmong class. - If you can get to know some person who knows Hmong on HP, they will teach you the basics of Hmong writing and reading. Before long you will be able to form your own Hmong words and read it like a pro.

5) Become HPopular. HPopular is just another word for HP Popular. If you quit school for HP, you'll become famous within weeks since people will always see you on. So even if you sleep, they'll think you're still on. Then everyone will be talking about you. It's easier to meet people like this if you're already HPopular. And even yet, finding a lover.

So yes, those are some of the benefits of quitting school for HP. So what are you people waiting for? Quit school for HP already! It's the new style. Change before you get left in the fade.