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how are you like while you're with you're significant other's family?
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Lesbian lovers.

Rated-R. Under 17 requires accompanying parent or legal adult. Enter if you dare.
Since people didn't see the Enter if you dare part!

So I met this girl on tc, and oh my gosh, what can I say? I am in LOVE

I gotta say, she the only one who makes my heart melts whenever I hear her voice in tc. I wish I can be her lover, but she told me we are lesbian lovers. But what can I say? Is it just a joke? Is everything I am falling from her a joke?

So we were having a talk and omg, she wants to buy me a pusssy condom and she wants me to buy her a purple dildo. Hahaha, we had a great talk Wink

Anyhow, this girl is Jang, my lesbian lover. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

No, Jang and I are not together, we are lesbian lovers! Get it right! HAHA. & No we are not talking. He is single and I is single. He likes some other chick and I like this other guy. We are just BFFs! Which stands for lesbian lovers! Mwahs! Wink

ii LOVE you lesbian lover, Janggay, Hahaha.

His gift to me (:

My gift to him (:

Those who are interest in inserting a female condom in.


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WOW O_O

My Ardent Love.

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Omg!
I think this is the most interesting blog
evahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tongue

"It's just me and my guitar"
♥ Happy =)

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! this is sOOO true...Yes my lesbian lover is right! Wink Heck yeah! purple dildoo

*Fits My Sense Of Humor*

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I just noticed, an Asian magazine telling you hot to put the female condom in with a kaydo chick? o.o it's quite funny I'd say Tongue Unless I'm wrong

"It's just me and my guitar"
♥ Happy =)

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Hahaha! Lina go to PureRomance.com to find a NICE Purple Dildo that vibs too for your Less-bean lover
Big smile Big smile

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Sometimes, I Wonder.
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LoL WTH...you shoulda put a warning near the beginning so I didn't open this blog at school...LoL...

I'll See You In Hellven. If I Don't, I'll Still Know You're There Somewhere.

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LMAO! AAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH My lesbian GF is doing a advertisment! jeez I need to go order one.

*Fits My Sense Of Humor*

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Sorry I read this on accident its kind of weird to put those pics on we get what you ment

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Sorry I read this on accident its kind of weird to put those pics on we get what you ment

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LMFAO It says RATED-R in the beginning x)
Risk with your own eyes hahaha.

& Kathy, yes that is an Asian magazine telling us how to. Lmfao funny.

Stop&stare is what I make them do.

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LoL! Say DO NOT OPEN IN PUBLIC. LoL

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ewwwwww cupcake ....nasty lmfaoooooo does the female condom work try it and let me know lol

Tongue

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LMFAO!!!! This blog is a health blog Wink

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LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO........ okay. hahahaha u know, this might be the best blog EVER!!

Be the retard you want to see in this world! -Ynus

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female condoms are a waste of rime. it works the same as a male condom so y cant the guy b the one to just put on his goddang condom instead? Smile

Smile

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Lol, I know right Wink

Stop&stare is what I make them do.

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Love is when you shed a tear&still want her,its when she ignores you&you still love her,its when she loves another guy,but you still smile&say I am happy for you,when all you really do is cry
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lmao! i didnt think that it would be this much. hahah

"Be happie in everything you do in life, keep your promises, cherish everyone that comes and goes your way, and most importantly...remember to always smile for me..." -mai 03.22.10

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2010: World War 3 begins in November 2010. Starting as a regular war, it will progress to a nuclear and chemical war. Vanga says the war will be finished by October 2014.

2011: As a result of the war, radioactive showers will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere. The remaining Europeans will face an even further threat from the Muslims who will use chemical weapons to finish them off.

2014: As another result of the chemicals and nuclear weapons during the war, most of the world population will have skin cancer and other skin diseases.

2016: Europe is nearly uninhabited.

2018: China will become the new superpower. The exploiters will become the exploited.

2023: The Earth's orbit will change.

2025: Europe is still very underpopulated.

2028: A new energy source will be found. Hunger is overcome. A manned space flight will leave for Venus.

2033: The world water levels will rise as the polar ice caps melt.

2043: Economy is good. The Muslims will run Europe.

2046: All bodily organs can be reproduced, becoming the easiest and most popular method of treatment.

2066: The U.S. uses a new climate-changing weapon on Muslim controlled Rome.

2076: Communism takes over.

2084: Nature is reborn.(??)

2088: A new disease makes you grow old in seconds.

2097: The Fast-Aging Disease is cured.

2100: Man-made sun is lighting up the dark side of the planet.

2111: People become robots. Probably like androids.

2123: Wars between small countries. The big countries stay out of it.

2125: Signals from Space will be received in Hungary. (People will be reminded of Baba Vanga - probably due to her alien subjects)

2130: With the help of the aliens, civilizations will live underwater.

2164: Animals turn half-human.

2167: A new religion.

2170: Major drought.

2183: A colony on Mars will become a nuclear power and ask for independance from Earth. (Like the U.S. asked from England.)

2187: 2 large volcanic eruptions will be successfully stopped.

2195: The sea colonies will have energy and food.

2196: Asians and Europeans will be completely mixed.

2201: Temperatures drop as the sun's thermonuclear processes slow down.

2221: In the search for extra-terrestrial life, humans will come in contact with something terrible.

2256: A spaceship will bring a new disease to Earth.

2262: Planets will slowly change orbits. Mars will be threatened by a comet.

2271: Physics laws will be changed.

2273: White, black and yellow races will form 1 new race.

2279: Power will be obtained from nothing. (Possibly a vacuum or a black hole.)

2288: Possible time travel and alien contact.

2291: The sun grows cooler. Attempts will be made to make it hot again.

2296: Strong explosions in the sun. The forces of gravity will change. Old space stations and satellites will fall.

2299: In France, a resistance movement will rise against Islam.

2302: Important laws and secrets of the universe are revealed.

2304: Secrets of the Moon are also revealed.

2341: Something terrible will approach Earth from Space.

2354: An accident on the artificial sun will result in drought.

2371: World hunger.

2378: A new and fast-growing race.

2480: 2 artificial (man-made) suns will collide and leave the Earth in the dark.

3005: A war on Mars will change the trajectory of the planet.

3010: A comet will hit the moon. The Earth will be surrounded by a ring of rock and ash.

3797: By this time, everything on Earth will die. However, human civilization will be advanced enough to move to a new star system.

And just when I thought this long look into a possible future by Baba Vanga was finished, I found a whole bunch of reposts of even more dates on many blogs and forums. Not sure where they originated from either. These next ones are copied since all the sites are the same - these aren't in my words, that is.

3803: A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people - they mutate.

3805: The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.

3815: The war is over.

3854: The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.

3871: New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.

3874: New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.

3878: along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.

4302: New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.

4302: The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.

4304: Found a way to win any disease.

4308: Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.

4509: Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.

4599: People achieve immortality.

4674: The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.

5076: A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.

5078: The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.

5079: End of the World.

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You sure you guys don't have something for each other? Denial? Playing hard to get? Foolish games?

Interesting. Graphics are always a plus!

In those eyes I look to see what worlds I can travel with you.