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Where shall I start? I'd like to comment on the idiocy portrayed by many of you HPers I've just so unfortunately happened to run into lately.

[To The Dear Kickers]:
To begin, you 'kickers' in the chatroom are quite amusing. Although you guys seem to lack a bit - scratch that - A LOT of comprehension skills, I do still enjoy observing you barbaric children. It amazes me how some humans can be so idiotic. =) Elaborating more on this, I just love how you kickers kick people and then challenge others to kick you. When that happens, you kids come back into the chatroom to mope and groan about it. C'mon now, seriously? You've gotten what you wanted so why are you now coming back in to harrass someone for granting your wish? What do you gain from doing so and kicking others anyway? What do you expect from people? Are you hoping someone would go something like, "Oh wow, you are so cool you darn kicker who chooses to be anonymous and ignorant to gain your popularity through your pointless words and actions"? Tsk tsk. Just because you get banned, it doesn't mean that I banned you. I have not the power to ban anyone or you can bet you'd never be able to access the chatroom of HP ever again (Note: and to you other HPers who are always thinking I'm kicking you, you all can stfu too. How about clarifying your shizznits before accusing me all the time? Frucken fricks). So for the most part, be thankful it's not me banning or kicking you. With that, now that we've cleared that up, I'd prefer if you have any complaints, stop writing senseless and sickening messages to me. Go forth on your complaints to the chatmaster or administrator if you'd like. See if you can come up with a valid argument against me. It shall be interesting to see what you'd have to say since I'm sure you, yourselves, do realize that you're all really not in the postition to complain or burst out your anger. Once again, I have not banned your stupid asses nor do I give a damn if you guys get unbanned or not. Perhaps if you'd all learn to be responsible for your own actions and words you choose to say, you wouldn't be banned in the first place. And please stop with the accusations that I am 'running away because I cannot handle the heat' that you're giving me. Because if you barbarians could've handled 'the heat' I've given you in return, my dears, you wouldn't need to kick me just because you have nothing reasonable to say in defense to your ignorance. And for those who claim that they are constantly kicking people in the chatroom because they'd like to be banned, how about stop itching your ass about that and just simply not come on? Do you lack that much attention from others that you have to sink that low just to get a little wince of it? Gosh damn, you silly kickers. You're probably thinking, 'HA! She had to write a blog about it. Lame', but if you've read up to this point it means you were very well giving a damn about my awesome opinions on all of you. Therefore, thank you very much, you can shut your pieholes. =) Wow, damn, you kickers are just way too tough. I mean, how the hell do you guys just kick people, one after another, continuously for hours? I wished I could devote my life to such a task as you guys have done so(understand my sarcasm). My, oh my, what do we do with such a retarded species as you?

[To The Dear Shiit Starters]:
Oh, the headaches you all bring to me. What's more annoying is that you all enjoy every second of it. Now, I don't consider a mature, reasonable converstion of in the opposition of my view as 'shiiit talking', but I do consider sadistic bastards who purposely state unnecessary things as such. I love how you all criticize me about my boastful 'anger' when it's obviously your own silly actions that cause me to explode on you. No, my dears, I do not get mad at every single person for the hell of it. Gee golly whiz, who would ever want that for themselves? Evenmore, I love how you all deny that you've triggered an anger button in me causing me to react to yourselves in such ways. The truth is, if you've not done or said anything wrong in the first place, I'm quite sure I wouldn't just get all 'psychotic' on you for no reason. Trust me, silly idiots, there are actually people I get along with on HP and have never gotten angry or into pointless arguments with. Why do you think that is? Have you considered that perhaps it's because they're simply not being sadistic, detestable characters as you all choose to be towards me and other targets of yours? Honestly, grow the frick up. What annoys me is how most of you purposely set off my anger button, and when you can't turn it off, you begin to talk your moronic shiit about me, except you're 'serious' then. You sadistic blockheads make me sick. There's a difference between giving one's opinion and just straight up yacking the seneless shizznit. And my dears, that's what you guys do and are doing. Yes, I can take jokes. But no, you guys just don't know when to stfu. Please, do not suddenly accuse me for being a dry, too serious person who just can't laugh things off with a slap on the knee. There's a time to joke, and there's a time to shut the hell up. You guys, sadly, lack the common sense to recognize when to stop. The warning signs of my anger burst just aren't getting through to your thick heads. So if you dare to get me angry for the mere enjoyment of it, do so, but do realize that if I offend you guys in my comebacks of your stupidity, you shan't be angry for you brought yourselves upon it. Simply, don't start meaingless shiiit with me if you already know that you'll end up being pissed yourself. Don't even start. You can't handle me.

[To The Dear Stuck Up Morons]:
Okay, so a few years ago it was totally cool to act like 'stuck up' idiots towards others to make yourself 'look cool'. Having less friends but more people who flattered you meant you were 'cooler'. Honestly, get over yourselves. Without nice people, you overconfident biiitches would be nowhere. Be the least thankful that people are even still greeting such people like you. I don't understand when the hell it became so cool in society to appear as lonely, stuck up whores, but I guesss that's part of the conformity that takes place in our environments. Sadly, you all have fallen deep into conforming to the nonsensical ways. Also, the least signs of emotion or acknowledgement you have towards one makes you so much cooler. =) OH EM GEE. Jot that down, dimwitted conformists. Perhaps your popularity will rise. Don't get me wrong, there are some people who would understandably be avoided. Those people are the ones who are just pain 'ol stupid in the first place. However, you all need not to respond in such a rude manner towards someone who is simply saying hi or asking a little question. You don't have to necessarily swear or say straight up horrible things to show yourselves to be stuck up fools. Just because someone asks you a question out of curiosity, it doesn't mean they're just damned head over heels for you and now they want to stalk you. Many of you tend to think that occurs. No, no, sillies. You're really not that important, actually. Part of what drives you kids to be so stuck up is the yearning to be 'different', or your own individuals, from others. Why, hell yes, you'll be THE ONE with the bitchy attitude. Or, hell yes, you'll be THE ONE with the 'I'm too cool to speak to you' attitude. But really get it through your heads that there are more effective ways to be 'different' as an individual. We don't need to be greeted by you in your snooty, narcissistic ways. You're all too egotistic to even see that your importance in society with such pointless roles are slim to none. I can't emphasize enough on the fact that you're all really not as great as you think you are. What would you like to in return from your stuck up ways? A sticker? A cookie? A "hell yeah, you have no friends" or something of that sort?? Tsk tsk. I can't make it more clear than it already is, and that is to get over yourselves, you haughty children. Now make yourselves useful in society with knocking some sense into yourselves to begin with. Either that or you can keep kissing your own asses and later in complain about why you're miserable and lonely all the time.

>>> 'Oh chill out. It's just the internet.'
- Yes, but that doesn't mean you all act like total imbecilic fart brains. Stop using the internet as an excuse for your illiterate, illogical talks. It still won't cover you common senseless kids up for the arrogant, preposterous people you are. And if you're not such but I still base such judgments upon you, then pardon me in doing so for it is not my fault that you choose to portray yourselves in such ridiculous ways.

Thank you. Now how about growing up and shutting the hell up, kids? =)

(Pardon me for any grammar mistakes, but if that's all you're concerned about after reading all the text above, then screw you and you've wasted your time because I don't give a hell of a damn about punctuations nor grammar at the moment. Thank you.)