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So I've been wondering. *Rated M for Mature* :)
So I've been wondering to myself. I know, I feel kind of embarrassed to even say this but, I've been wondering. I see so many guys on HP claim they have a big penis. And then they go at it and yap that their penis is this many inches. I've always wonder how they do it? Do they touch themselves until they get hard, then burst out the ruler and measure? I mean, for girls, they have to wear bras, they must know their size. Us guys, what's the point of knowing your size? To cock off to other guys that you have bigger penis (notice the pun in this sentence).
Or is there a standard penis size shape chart that everyone has? You get a boner, then put your penis up to the sheet of paper. Then you suddenly know the size and be like, "Oh, my penis is big." or "Damn, I need some growth pills." Lol!
So how do you know how big it is without using a ruler? Or do you guys go the doctors? Doctor comes back and is like sign this piece of paper, this is how big your penis is. Maybe you guys use the Hmong ruler or sight of eye. Just like Hmong time works. You tell everyone to be at the party at 3:00PM and everyone shows up at 7:00PM looking for food and leave within 30mins. Then what is left is your family and you cleaning up after them.
I don't know, just so many theories. Maybe there's a shortcut somewhere that I don't know of? Or maybe they break off a branch and measure it to be so many inches. Then whip out their penis and match it up with the branch? Lol.
Anyways, tell me how you would measure your penis? Ahaha. Don't be shy now. And let's be mature everyone. 
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July 18, 2010 - 12:30am
#2
Do girls talk about their bra size with each other?
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 19, 2010 - 7:58pm
#3
LOL... maybe when we were younger. But it's a one time discussion thing. If women were to discuss it as adults, I'm sure it's during bra shopping or something.
July 17, 2010 - 11:48pm
#4
Hey Peter,
Some porn magazines have offer detachable penis rulers. They also have measuring charts and what they consider big, average and small.... They sometimes have carry special articles about male readers whom have measured and wanted to share their sizes. Some even mailed in pictures of their penises so other readers can compare....
Lol... Kidding, it was the first thing I thought of when I read your blog.... ^_^
July 18, 2010 - 12:29am
#5
Lol. You read those magazines? Funny.
Send me a copy of those rulers! I want to try. Lol!
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 18, 2010 - 1:45am
#6
Hahah Peter!! LoL!
Hrm...actually. LoL now that you said that...it kinda does make one wonder. LoL.
Some boast and boast and boast...but how do they know that they can even say it? Hahahaha!
July 18, 2010 - 6:03am
#7
Well, I don't necessary think you needa measure to be like "damn I'm big"... i mean it's obvious.. jux like a girl with double d's gonna have two big melons in the front, it's kinda the same for a guy.. if he got a third leg, damn that's big... but no need to boast about it. but guys does it cuz they're insecure and they want the world to know they've something/anything down there.. lol.. - Sara
p.s. It might seem embarrassing, but if I was a guy, I'd so measure myself with a ruler.... lol....
July 18, 2010 - 7:27am
#8
LOL Peta! Just go compare yours with other guys XD
July 18, 2010 - 7:58am
#9
Dede. Let's compare dicks then.
Since you've been drinking all that Redbull, I'm sure you grew a dick by now.
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July 18, 2010 - 9:08am
#10
LOL! I was hoping you would've of forgotten all about the Redbull.
But Peta I haven't grow a dick yet. 
I drank some kind of energy drink last month and it didn't made me grew a dick. It just made me want to pee it out
July 18, 2010 - 9:25am
#11
Lol Dede!
I will forever remember that in my memory.
Besides, there's a blog on it. Lol!
Dede, slow down on the energy drinks, you might be growing too fast.
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 18, 2010 - 9:38am
#12
Lol whatever Peta.
I took 2 sip out of that can and I threw it away.
Waste of my 4 bucks
July 18, 2010 - 9:44am
#13
No wonder your's didn't grow!
Drink more!
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 18, 2010 - 9:50am
#14
LOL!
No way!
1st sip = so strong almost puke
2nd sip = Hold your breath; take a sip; oww my tummy
Peta maybe you should drink it.
It'll probably help you grow yours.
July 18, 2010 - 10:14am
#15
Dede. It doesn't help guys.
It only helps girls.
If it helped guys, you think after drinking one everyday, mines would be the size of an elephant's?
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 18, 2010 - 9:41am
#16
Welcome back, Salavong Peter.
I'm glad you're back to moderate the forums and the chat room.
Big relief.
July 18, 2010 - 9:45am
#17
Thank you.
But I don't do any of that. Lol!
I'm too lazy.
"May the Ninja be with you."
July 18, 2010 - 9:49am
#18
Oh, I guess I thought it wrong.
All right, then.
July 18, 2010 - 9:42am
#19
lols
I am NOT a male! But I think it's ridiculous about the whole measuring thing. I think most males just want to compare who has a bigger/longer one. And yeah, I have no idea how people measure themselves! Besides that, I never thought that males would actually talk about their penis sizes with each other.