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Why is it so hard to find a fat chick that smells like fish to honestly love you?
Have you ever thought about it? It's so hard to find that one fat girl that smells like fish and honestly loves you. Do you really think that even a fat chick would love you even though she's fat? What you build her confidence and then leaves you for another guy? What if you teach her that her fishy smell is good or perhaps how she can get rid of it and she becomes non-smelly? What if she loses major weight and becomes a hottie!? Then what are you left with? NOTHING! You become a nobody, while that fat chick who smells like fish is off showing off what her mommy gave her hidden under all those fat? Kind of like a banana, it looks good already, but once you peel that banana, DAMN BABY!, yummmmmie!
Not that I'm expecting to peel a fat chick's clothing off and see something good underneath! I know what you guys are thinking, damn nasty! Kidding! Kidding! I don't mean to offend any fat chicks out there! Lol. I just wanted to write a stupid nonsense blog that will start a conversation. Kind of like how Dede always drinks Redbull to try to grow a penis! Kidding only Dede, I still love you. 
Anyways, what a day this morning is. It's Friday, for some reason, I feel super good and distracted! Well, I should say easily distracted. I found this super cool ring online earlier. I must show you guys! It's called the "shooting star" and it's only $10!!!! I think I might get one because it's soooooooooooo interesting.
Link: Shooting Star Ring
Pretty cool design. I know I know. But what ring size do I wear? I have no freaken idea! Boom what you say! Boom what you say! I just love that song this morning. So everyone listen!
Yes yes, this is just all randomness. You guys have a great day!
-Ninja Peter
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September 10, 2010 - 10:06pm
#2
Lol. Click the link!
"May the Ninja be with you."
September 10, 2010 - 9:37am
#3
I say...the ring is nice and if you are planning on buying it why dont you go to a store that sells ring and check them out to see what size ring you wear. DUR! Well, good luck and nice blog and yeah. Have a good day Ninja.
September 10, 2010 - 10:06pm
#4
Great idea. I shall try that!
"May the Ninja be with you."
September 10, 2010 - 9:41am
#5
Nice ring, I agree. And lol, why not call it "thick" chick.
September 10, 2010 - 10:19am
#6
Happy Friday Ninja~ =)
September 10, 2010 - 10:07pm
#7
Thanks PG. 
"May the Ninja be with you."
September 10, 2010 - 10:56am
#8
Peter gay u are so random!!! LMAO not all fat chicks smell like tuna come on, Lol even though we're fat we are still bitches, dont get me wrong!! lol
September 10, 2010 - 1:55pm
#9
.. HAHA. LOL... I think that.. If you really loved your chick it wouldnt matter if she was "fat, skinny, wide, small, big, large, manly, womanly.. etc" and she wouldnt leave you alone if she really loved you as well.. That's the purpose of your relationship right,, you guys love for each other? > ___<
September 10, 2010 - 10:07pm
#10
Lol! I was just saying random things. I'm not saying that I won't love a fat chick.
"May the Ninja be with you."
September 10, 2010 - 3:31pm
#11
LOL But o WOW iiii hekkka lovvvee thaaat ringg!!! It loooks hekka cool! Hi 5 its okay to be random,
random pppl are cool
Welp you too have a great day & happy friday
July 5, 2011 - 3:58am
#12
Shayari makes it so simple, fill your emotions into it and guess what your love accepts you whole heartedly.In todays fast paced and stressful lifes,it is important to seek some sort of entertainment or stressbuster. are an easy way of releving Stress. Hindi jokes
September 10, 2010 - 5:02pm
#13
I used to always say if i was a guy I rather date a pretty fat chick than an ugly chick with a nice body.. cuz see, you can't never take the ugliness away, but if you push ur fat gf to work hard enough, she might jux turn out to be a super hot chick ;p But if she leaves you u end up with nothing.. ahhaahha - Sara
September 11, 2010 - 11:54am
#14
Open those chinky ass eyes then.
Don't you think it's mean of you to target fat girls? I'm sure there were some jokes in there but beware young buck....I might just come for your head...ninja style too.
September 12, 2010 - 2:37pm
#15
Why do you have to target fat girls? Is it such a crime to be one?
September 13, 2010 - 1:18am
#16
Wow....that ring is nice...
LoL and so is your music choice
Lmao. Total randomness. These are the best blogs. Hehe. Btw...I can't see the ring.
"Be happie in everything you do in life, keep your promises, cherish everyone that comes and goes your way, and most importantly...remember to always smile for me..." -mai 03.22.10