Today I logged in chat and Liife spoke to me. I'm surprised he still remembered about RP's existence on this site. Anyway, it's been forever since I last engaged in a conversation with you HP members. To be honest, I feel like I don't even know half of you anymore. LOL

But anyway, hello.

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No lie, b!tches! I didn't even know I won until today!

Funny thing is, it arrived this morning but I didn't even care to check it. Just a few minutes ago, I went to eat and finally opened it. A box and a letter was inside, and on the letter, it said, "You're a winner of a seventeen.com freebie contest!"

Yo, 'handsome_dude', your thread inspired this blog. No offense, but I just wanted to elaborate, because what you said really got me thinking. It's not just you, but it's something that I've heard from other Hmong guys too. I hope you don't feel targeted, because it's not my intention to put you on blast. =]

So I was in the chatroom the other day (I haven't been here in a while), and suddenly this dude comes up and PCs me. He was like, "Ey, girl. Wat yo name?"

Now, you guys know where this is headed. RiiCe_PaTTy doesn't like online dating (check profile for further details), so of course, I replied back slowly: "umm, RiiCe_PaTTy"

He asked me where I was from. I lied that I was from Cali. He asked me which city. I said Fresno. Age? 16. Then all of a sudden, he wanted a picture.

Here's the story: My friend asked me to get lunch for him, so I did him the favor. As I stood in line, I realized I was the only girl in the back. Every other female was in the front. Behind me were three horny perverts. They didn't even seem to care that I was standing there - they pointed out random girls and said things like, "Damn, her ass is huge!", "Hell yeah, I'd like me some of that!", "Shhiiiieeett, let me tap that ass!"

Yeah, I know. Typical behaviors of future sex offenders. I hate guys like that.

After about five minutes of gross comments, things suddenly went quiet.

I don't get how a 'cougar' can date someone half her age and that's supposedly sexy and cool, but when a COD (creepy old dude) dates someone young enough to be his daughter's age, it's super nasty.

I say, either way, old men AND women should stop praying on my potential soulmates. They should just get with each other or something instead, because I hate seeing what I think are mother/son couples, but really turn out to be girlfriend/boyfriend couples instead.

I set my clock thirteen minutes ahead of the actual time because I worry about waking up late to school. I'd have the alarm on, but sometimes the volume would be shut off. Even though school has been over with for about a month now, it's still thirteen minutes ahead.

Anyway, that's not the point.

Wow. Today's date is Seven - Eight - Nine. =) Swwweeeet. =D

Last year, my birthday fell on 06/07/08. LOL.
Last year, my cousin was born on 04/06/08 too.
In 2006, every Christian I knew freaked out one day before my birthday. (06/06/06)

=]

Anyway, moving on.

So I was just checking out some of the latest images uploaded on this site, and I've come to realize two things:

1. Hmong girls are so hot. AND
2. One girl's sexy picture = A guy's 411.

Check it out for yourself.

Never underestimate a picture's power. 75% of Hmong guys will throw themselves at you if you wear a push up bra. Go buy one, my flat sisters.

So you know how I live in the center of the ghetto? It's really like being the diamond found in the rough. Even though I have all this bullsh*t chaos around me, a stranger would think I was raised in the suburbs because I act so...normal and NOT ghetto. I don't like typing LyKe DiS... and stuff like that, and I WANT to go to college. At school, I don't text all the time, I don't talk about doing people, i don't talk about how I'm going to "throw down" later. I DON'T smoke weed, crack, marijuana, glue or any other sh*t that exists out there.

I don't know what time it is for all you other folks out there, but right now for me, it's 9:14AM. I just rolled out of bed like, 10 minutes ago and my breath smells like crap.

Yes, I hopped right on the PC to check my email, log onto myspace, facebook && now HP without even bothering to stop by the bathroom first, but that's only because I was super excited to receive an email from somebody on my hotmail. Unfortunately, that email didn't come. =( Maybe I'll check back later.

I was thirteen when I first stumbled upon that ugly yellow website roughly three years ago.

I remember asking myself, "What the hell? Is this a forum?" It was the most unattractive site I'd ever seen. I wanted to send a message to the admin asking if he needed a webpage designer, but of course refrained from doing so because I was only a newly registered member.

On the first day of my membership, I received like, 4 mails from these dudes asking stuff like, "Hey. Wassup?" and "Can I see your picture?"