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Alphabet Story

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Hello everyone, this is Rok here again bringing to you another game. I hope this game will keep everyone entertained while they're on HP. I first thought of this game while I was sitting in the chatroom. My thoughts to myself was, "Hrms, wouldn't it be cool if I used the alphabet to create a story?" It seems simple and should be easy so I decided to write this thread.

So let's first start off on how to play. Using the alphabet, a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, and z, make a story starting each new sentence using the letters in this order. The story would be nice if it made sense so please try your best to make sure it makes sense. Have fun everyone, I will be looking forward to seeing what everyone can come up with.

Here is mine:

Broccoli

The Heroes Within






A long long time ago, when mother nature was only beginning to realize her true self, there is only one who can make all evil fade into dusts. Broccoli, this mere fellow is the hero in this story of ancient times. Cantaloupe, his trusty companion, rushes into Broccoli's home with some breaking news.

"Durian Village has been invaded by the evil sect of Emojaiya," Cantaloupe said in a breathless voice.

"Escobillo, prepare our equipments quickly and send a message to Guava," Broccoli ordered his wife.

Following the North Star that night, Broccoli and his companion Cantaloupe both set off towards Durian Village. Guava approaches Broccoli and Cantaloupe who's washing at the nearby spring outside of Zucchini.

"Hello Broccoli and Cantaloupe," Guava greeted them. "I've come to aid you as you requested."

Just as Broccoli opened his mouth to greet Guava, a band of Emojaiya's Dragon Riders appeared out of the early morning skies."

"Kill them all," ordered the Dragon Commander.

"Looks like we've been spotted," Broccoli humbly mumbled. "Man your arms, looks like we're going to have a little brawl."

Not hesitating, Guava and Cantaloupe swiftly prepares for battle. Orange-red fireballs filled the sky in a matter of seconds as the Dragon Riders set off their first attack. Praying to his arrows, Cantaloupe fires away a swarm of arrows towards the descending Dragon Riders and kills off ten. Quickly, the Dragon Commander sprayed his dragons flame towards the arrows and watches as they turn into ashes.

Roars filled the skies as the fallen riders falls for the ground. Showing no mercy, Broccoli and Guava finished off the surviving dragons on the ground. Ten Dragon Riders falls quickly again as Cantaloupe enlightens his arrows again through a prayer. Utilizing the dragons flame, the Dragon Commander countered the arrows. Very frustrated, the Dragon Commander calls a retreat and the Dragon Riders disappear into the morning sky.

"Well well, looks like we're victorious this time," Cantaloupe smirked.

"Xenoria Wyvern Riders has truly excelled Emojaiya's Dragon Riders in the past few years," Guava added.

"Yes, even though his Dragon Riders show no threat, we shouldn't doubt his power," Broccoli interrupted.

"Zucchini is up ahead, we should head into the town and feed ourselves before continuing our journey."

To be continued on my next post.


Rok wrote:
Use this as a key:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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AAAAAA, once upon a time in Tracysville, there was a young girl name Boobies who has only one eye. Boobies was walking to the meat store to pick up a package of meat. Crawling out of a hole was a weird looking handicap creature name Doogie. Doogie pulled it's handicap body out of the hole and stared at Boobies. Evilness was what Boobies saw in Doogie's eyes. Frighten as she tried to walk around Doogie's handicap body, making sure she doesn't step on Doogie. Goosebumps all over her body, wondering if Doogie was going to harm her.

"Hahaha," laughed Doogie.

"I just wanted to get pass you, mister. Just don't harm me, please." said Bobbies.

Kindly replied back, "Lets be friends."

More than anything, Boobie accepted the friend request like myspace and continue to walk to the meat market. Not noticing that Doogie was following her, she let out a loud stinky fart.

"OH Dang Boobies," said Doogie.

"Pardon me, Doogie," said Boobie after she had turn around and saw Doogie.

Quietly letting go of her fart, she would think that Doogie wouldn't hear her fart. Roses were dying along with little insects.
Soon too realized she had made it to the meat shop.

"There is a package of meat in the back for your mother, Boobies," said the butcher.

Unwrapping the meat package, Boobies dropped a piece of meat onto the muddy ground on accident and left it there for Doogie to eat it. Very carefully, she wraps it back up so no one would know she had opened the packaged.

Walking out of the shop, she had notice that Doogie was acting very strange after eating the piece of meat so she started to run off.

"Xrated to the fullest," Boobies screamed while running away.

"You can never run away from me, my friend," yelled Doogie while chasing after Boobies.

"ZOMG o.O," said Boobies.

To be continue.

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Lol! Very creative game, Rok.
I shall try it out when I'm feeling creative.

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"Animals are taking over the world!" Yelled Bill.

Bu-tt raping them was the only way that the human race could defeat the animals. Somehow, some virus the humans created had made the animals more evolved in intelligence and now they're invading Earth for themselves.

"Cu-nts of things", exclaimed Kile.

"Deers were easier to kill back when they were dumb", as he butt raped a deer to death.

Elephants were harder to butt rape because of their massive size and strength.

"Fu-ck them all in the butt, humans. Don't let up!" Roared Kile.

Getting up on the big cats were scary because instead of grabbing them to butt rape, the cats had the advantage of grabbing your back and clawing you. Almost like they are women clawing your back as you make love.

"Hahahahahaha!" Laughed one of the humans while butt raping a lion thinking it was gay.

"It's me that gets the last laugh", says the lion. "I'm the one clawing your back, hahahaha!" "Rawr!"

Jungles were now swarmed intelligent animals planning attacks on humans. They were getting back at the humans for always being on top of the food chain for like, ever.

Kinky things were going on around when animals were asleep now because there are some sick ass minded people out there. You can barely call them humans now since they're worse than what animals used to be.

Listening to the radio broadcast, half the world was already taken over by animals. Was there any hope left for mankind?

"Maybe if we could go on a butt rape rampage", answering the broadcast as Kile took some penis enlargement pills.

"Nig-ger, you're sick" said Bill as he looked at Kile in disgust. "Butt raping the animals were bad enough and you're taking penis enlargements?"

"Of course! I want to make them animals pay."

"Pi-ss in the animal's asshole too while you're at it huh?" Bill said sarcastically.

"Quick, my penis is half an inch bigger now. Let's go find some animals to butt rape", Kile said excitingly.

Running quickly into the forest, Phil was gone in less than 10 seconds. Sexing the animals was what's on Kile's mind. That and much more sickening stuff.

Unicorns would be doing us humans us good too if they really did exist as they have horns too.

"Violate them in the ass!" Yelled Kile as he did the dirty with a bear.

Withering to death like a flower in it's last moment, the bear helplessly orgasmed and shook to death.

"X-rated, this **** right here." Said Kile in a scary, kind of voice. He was absolutely loving it. And losing it.

"You're all getting it too, squirrels!" Screaming at the poor little squirrels as Kile finished with the bear.

Zits started growing on Kile's penis due to excessive animal butt rape.

The End. Laughing out loud

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Why does this story seems like it's an animal porn or an animal rated xxx movie? Tsk tsk tsk koj mas, always thinking about sex. Just proved to me that guys thinks about sex every 2 seconds. Well maybe just you, Adam. Laughing out loud but very butt raping funny story Smile

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I said sentences not paragraphs but it's ok buddy. -_^

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Lols! OMG..Animal curelty; overall, nicely worded..Lols!

Rok, what a fun game you have going here..I wish I have creative mind.. Sad

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So much to read. Sigh. I'm not creative enough. I'll pass.