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how are you like while you're with you're significant other's family?
shy
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dislike them
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comfortable
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talkative
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simply just stay away
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other/s
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"I think your a great guy, but your just now for me"
"I'm sorry, but we just don't click"
or the very original
"I want to break up. It's me not you!"

Lol I've hear these a bunch of time. Anyone wanna share the break up line they were given by someone?

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Tell that person straight up.

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"I'm stressing a lot right now. I love you a lot but i dont wanna stress you too so lets just let go baby."

*argues* "You dont understand me one bit! Its over!"

jayv.

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This ones drags on a bit and then boom its over...lol so did you use this line or your ex shot you in the face with it.

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Both Laughing out loud

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"Good luck with your next relationship, I'm not going to stick around to see what happens."

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Haha, Dopey Karen.
Did you used this line to ummmmm. Yeah. Laughing out loud

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Puahahaha! Of course not. Wink I made that up just now.
Hrmm. What did I say to him?
I tried to make it as less harsh as possible at first, saying that I can't keep up with his pace and it seems like I was always disappointing him. You know, make all kind of excuses. Tongue

But then he wasn't satisfied with my reasoning and I got pissed, so BAM! Everything came out.
"Wanna know the reason why I broke up with you?! You just plain straight-out annoy the hell out of me. I have no clue why I even said we should stay friends. Stop wasting your efforts to try and contact me, I don't want to have anything to do with you. All that you have to say, just keep it to yourself. I don't want to hear a single thing."

And well, yeah.. End of story. Laughing out loud

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Karen wrote:
Stop wasting your efforts to try and contact me, I don't want to have anything to do with you. All that you have to say, just keep it to yourself. I don't want to hear a single thing."

Lies. Do you want me to tell what you told me? Hahaha. Laughing out loud

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Lmao! What? You think I can't be that harsh?
I really did tell him that. O_O
After that, I haven't heard a single thing about him or how he's doing. Plus, you don't even know who he is. Tongue

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Dopey ass, you're as soft as a new born baby.
You know for a fact that you can't be that mean.
I don't know who he is? O_O
How many guys are you talking to at once? Shock

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I have plenty of guy friends. Laughing out loud
Depends on what kind of category "guys" you're talking about. Tongue

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You're like a pen that has been passed around.
It's been on the ground.
It's been stepped on.

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These aren't exactly breakup lines, but it's just lines I say when I'm not really into a guy, it's really hard to tell a guy that you don't like him without making him feel that he's being rejected. Sometimes girls just says it straight that they don't like you. But most times it's really hard to tell a guy that you don't like them without making them feel bad about themselves. I don't know if its hard for other girls, but it's a tough thing for me.

TELL HIM WHAT YOU THINK OF HIM
1. You're a very nice guy, but I think we should just be friends. Friendships lasts longer.

Going on to explain why?
When I feel sad or when I need a good friend to talk to you'll be there to listen, and when you need a good friend to talk to I'll be here when you need me.

FINDING THE FAULT IN YOURSELF
2. I'm not good enough for you, you'll find someone better someday, there are still lots of fishes in the sea

Going on to explain why?
There are lots of girls out there, you'll find a great girl who would love you for who you are.

TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU'RE WITH HIM/TALKING TO HIM
3. I really like you, but sorry I just don't feel the connection between us, I hope you understand.

Going on to explain why?
It's not you at all, it's just me. You're a great guy, and don't spent time liking/loving a person who doesn't feel the same way towards you.

It might seem a little harsh, but sometimes guys just don't understand how hard it is for a girl to reject them

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You sound like a person who is very sensitive to others emotions...that's very considerate of you.

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i wanna leave a mark that i have viewed here.

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lol...your mark has been noted.

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Take her shopping at a fancy retailer. Have her pick out lots of dress and a pair of shoe to go with each dress. Go to the jewelry department and have her pick out a pair of diamond ear rings, also toss in a nice set of bracelet, and lastly, pick out a proposal ring for her...

Watch her smile with excited anticipation as you slide a note over to her that read: "Will you marry me?"

Right before she can answer you, tell her:

"Just kidding, I am breaking up with you."

Then walk away like the asshole you are.

*edit* You're shopping, not buying.

"You are the only person who can tell yourself you can't, but you don't have to listen to yourself." - 7miles

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Puahaha! Holy crap you're evil.

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Waste a lot of money on her first?

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You never went to the check out. You left her hanging at the jewelry department with all her dresses and shoes....

"You are the only person who can tell yourself you can't, but you don't have to listen to yourself." - 7miles

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Oh! Hahahaha

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"Once a relationship becomes serious, that represents the relationship becoming to an end."

"There is no one who is worth crying for. Dating and everything is fine, but never let your heart hurt because of it. As long as you remember, that I had liked you before. That's enough."

=) *Smile*

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" Tell him that you are busy with this, busy with that and you don't have time to talk or meet him. Also make him trust you that you are really busy. After a while, if he's not stupid, he know that you dont want to be with him anymore. But if he's stupid, he wait for you. Till one day he see you with another dude, he will know that he got dump. By that time he realize, he's already being stupid. So he can't complain about anything because he's stupid."

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To a lazy BF: "You don't do anything for me, you asswipe! Don't call me again!"
To a boring BF: "You're nice and all, but you're just not my type."
To a violent BF: "I just received my black belt."
To a cheating BF: "To the left, to the left. Everything you own in the box to the left."
To a shy BF: "I don't even know if you're into me, so yeah...sorry. I don't want to go out with you anymore."
To an ugly BF: "You have a good heart and everything, but I just can't get past your looks."
To a horny BF: "You're too kinky for me."

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I have no sympathy for those types of guys. And I'm sure girls don't even look their way.

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You don't know how stupid girls can be. =]

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**** you biaaaaaaaaaaatch!

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*yawns* You're boring me, lets break up.

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you dont need a fucckeen break up line.. just tell her straight that you cant **** her anymore. or you found someone whom can give better head. its that simple, y do people need to bust a move or two to get to the point?? lol

i want you for breakfast, lunch and dinner

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lol I feel bad for your gf or wife or whom ever knows you. That's pretty harsh.

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get real buddy, whatever lines you gonna bust will end up with the same result (break up). You should feel sorry for everyone's mate. lol

i want you for breakfast, lunch and dinner

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"Hunny...you know Ive been thinking alot. And I dont think Imma have the time to spend it with you anymore. Im starting to see that we dont think we really connect at all. So it's best if we just move on without each other."

Lights off.

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My favorite line is still "its me, not you"...

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sorry, do i know you?
turns around, smoke a blunt walked away.

never talk ever since

-priceless-

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Lols. These are so mean!

A guy once said. "I'm sorry I couldn't keep you entertained I hope you find a guy who keeps you on your toes."

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"You see, the truth is...there's something wrong with you..so let's break up."

[ And ye shall fall by thy faults. ]

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LMAO!! The funniest one I've seen so far.

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VZVCXVFDD

-GET AT ME

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=O Wow you guys are evil. LOLLL *Takes down notes for future references* Laughing out loud liiFe

Hi boys and girls of Hp. =] liiFe

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Yeah I agree--Freaking harsh mang. I should get 7mile to do the breaking up for me xDD Or STFU. Hmmmm.. .. I like how I broke up with my ex ex. Asked him if he knew the song "Say Goodbye" by Chris Brown. Yeah.. Stud jumped to conclusions N it was over N done with--dunno if that's help but helped me =)

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The best one I ever heard was from my World History teacher.
"It's not me, it's you. Why can't we just be friends?"

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jjuujjuu wrote:
The best one I ever heard was from my World History teacher.
"It's not me, it's you. Why can't we just be friends?"

Fock! I love history but dang mang! That's kinda.. Old aint it? Against School policy too!~

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LOL...He is old...Where do you think he got that from?

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Ahhh.. But yknw.. With years comes 'experience' WOOT WOOT!

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jjuujjuu wrote:
The best one I ever heard was from my World History teacher.
"It's not me, it's you. Why can't we just be friends?"

Lols, I was just about to address that one. It's great and it really does make them shut up and go away. =D

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Lmao these are all great. Imma try thm out sometime. Haha. Btw, I thought I commented on this hella long ago. O.o wat happened?

"Be happie in everything you do in life, keep your promises, cherish everyone that comes and goes your way, and most importantly...remember to always smile for me..." -mai 03.22.10

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You know I love you, but things aren't the same anymore. The sparks no longer spark . . . ok ok, he's better! Bye. Smile

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LOL I like this one.. At least you was honest! xDD

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She cannot keep what does not stay with her forever.
Because She truly loves you, she lets you go.
Even if it hurts, to see you smile for someone else, be there for someone else, and to care for someone else that is not her. She knows it is impossible for you and her. She will eventually vanish away from your life one day, why not now...

It will just hurt more later on...

Leave her first...

-No one cares. So, I'm gonna be happy for myself.-

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.. I like this!

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