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how are you like while you're with you're significant other's family?
shy
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dislike them
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comfortable
21%
talkative
14%
simply just stay away
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other/s
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So apparently, I've been on the forums and chat room more often now and I've noticed that many people like to insult each other.
Now, I don't have anything against arguments and insults, unless you starting spamming on the forums of course, but that's not the point.
Anyways, I've noticed that ALOT of people's insults and comebacks are quite repetitive.

Say for example, some calls you a lowlife. What would be your first response? Most likely, people would say something along the lines of, "It takes one to know one." WEAK!
Come up with something original. -_-

Like if you were going to call someone a slut. Don't just straight out say, "You're a whore!" Be more creative, say something like, "You're like a bus, who opens up her doors to anyone as long as he's in the right place, at the right time." Laughing out loud

OH! And one VERY IMPORTANT suggestion is learn how to spell correctly, especially when you're insulting someone.
If you're the one that's throwing insults and you're misspelling all your words, then you've just made yourself look like an idiot. :/

Oh. And this only pertains to the forums. The chat room is a less... as 7miles would call it "informal."
In the chat room, you have to come up with something harsh and quick, otherwise it won't be as effective. Just remember to spell correctly, and if you happen to make a mistake, correct it right away before the other person can respond.

LOL! Rereading this.. My thoughts were "Wow. What a bunch of crap. I just wasted 5 minutes of my life to write this."

But please do share some original insults/comebacks.

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Haha. =] I'm going to start calling people I hate:

- asswipes
- blow.job
- lard jello
- turd

=] Hmm...what else? I need to be original.

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RiiCe_PaTTy wrote:
- lard jello

Lmao! Wtheck is that?

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Lard is animal fat. Jello is that wiggly stuff. =]
You didn't know? LOL.
[BTW, it ain't real food.]

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ROFL! I didn't know what lard was.
Sounds like a great insult. Wink

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Lard is also use for making soap<-------true fact

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WTF. I need your sources. =]

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That is correct, my dear. =)

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"You're like a bus, who opens up her doors to anyone as long as he's in the right place, at the right time."

Creative, but come on? The average HP chatter would not be able to apprehend this?

Rule of thumb: use insult the other person can understand.

"You are the only person who can tell yourself you can't, but you don't have to listen to yourself." - 7miles

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Lol! True.
<.< Guess I had too high of an expectation for Hpers.

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The only person I insult in chat is Chris, so I need some guidance on how to insult him. I have a feeling you're a pro in this area? Haha.

And, you've seriously never heard of lard?

-XOXO-

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Lol. I think I might have, but nope. I didn't know what it was until Patty told me. Laughing out loud

Chris is easily insulted. Lmao! He calls me evil all the time.

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"You’re stuck in a place where there’s no way out. You’re trying to find your way through this maze. Instead of thinking twice you trace down other footprints where it leads you deeper into the unknown world." -Mtee
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Guess what that means, Karen.

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You're following people who have no clue what they're doing? Laughing out loud

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Wrong!
I thought that you would know since you made up that creative description about a “Slut.”
I guess not, Karen. Laughing out loud

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Lol! I'm flattered by your expectation of me.

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Neeg ruam. Skeet Skeet.

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Rude.

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No! I'm the kindest person.
Karen, what I wrote awhile ago is about being a "follower." Laughing out loud

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Which was what I said.

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No, your meanings are different from mines. Here are mines. Instead of you being yourself, you tend to act up and try to fit in. Refused to lead your own way, you follow others and try to be cool. Now that you had realized, you have falling into the trap. Don't follow others, lead yourself.

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Same difference.

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Tehe, go drown yourself in a bowl of advil Wink

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Lmao! Yes, I've seen you use that one before.
Pretty funny and mean at the same time.

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sometimes it takes too much effort to be witty....i just wanna say whats on my mind as

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Hahahaha K your insult is funny.
I agree with 7miles.......some hpers would be like huh? what chu mean? Lol But creative it is. =] liiFe

Hi boys and girls of Hp. =] liiFe

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Now I wonder if Karen was thinking of me when she was talking about a slut. hrmssss Smile not even Sad

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Karen's a pimp. She’s speaking out from her side of story. That's how all her sluts came and interact with her.

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I just wanted to be special ;(

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Hahah. All you have to do is open up the bus door and let her step in. Laughing out loud

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Ouch, MTEE. =] HAHAHA!

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Hahaha, for real though Patty.
That's how it is.

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Can't wait for Karen's reaction. LOL.

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Heck yeah, she’s going to have steams coming out of her ears.

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Rofl! Thanks for anticipating my reply. XD
But NEVER will I step into Rok's bus. Tongue

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Where is the love and peace? Sad

Smile, life is too short to not smile.

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Houa, Karen was the one who starts everything.
Blame her. Laughing out loud

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Lmfao! I did nothing.

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Karen, as stupid as you look in this thread. I don't think anyone would follow your silly rally here. This is the most obnoxious and narcissistic thread I've ever read, you've failed.

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Uh oh, I smell trouble. Oups

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All_Rise wrote:
Karen, as stupid as you look in this thread. I don't think anyone would follow your silly rally here. This is the most obnoxious and narcissistic thread I've ever read, you've failed.

Lmao! First off, I would like to thank you for taking your time to read this "silly rally" or skimming, whichever one you prefer.
Second off, please do try to be a bit less rude. You may think that this thread is obnoxious and what not, but you're not being forced to follow the advice. It was a suggestion.
Third off, the thread was made out of boredom so there weren't any expectations to meet, so I see no failures in making my thread. As a matter of fact, it's actually a success since people like you took your oh-so-precious time to actually post in here.

Btway, nice insult. Caught me off-guard for a minute. Wink

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I really want to stay away from HP now because everyone is bashing here and there. Sad What she/he or it, said was unnecessary.

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I don't see any need for name calling. Grow up!

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Lmao funn funny funny. The bus one was GREAT I like that one... Ahahahaha

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you're a homosexual. =]
(you got to say it AND end it with a smile on your face)

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I say "What a homo!" and end with a smile. Does that count? Laughing out loud

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fuccckennn ugly pregnant dog
choke on my finger and die

i want you for breakfast, lunch and dinner

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Karen, oh Karen- you are one dummy to spend your time with words on viewing about people's insults and correcting their terminology. Anyways, I still think that Karen's brain is the size of a walnut, perhaps even smaller- maybe a pee wee marble? But the bright side is, she has a brain and blondies don't... hahahaha.. jk.. We all know that you are one smart lame girl ( exclude the lame) hahahaha.

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Hey, hey. Bigger brains don't necessarily mean brighter minds.

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smart people are way too off sometimes since im dumb so i prefer a nice guy, someone who is willing to listen and wont judge me.

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How does this relate to this topic O_O Weird tiag.