Once upon a there was a emojaiya who had a girlfriend called Smailee. They were the most powerful snails on earth! They enslaved many Hpers and tortured them with bricks.Then one day Smailee found an ant named Peter! Out of nowhere Karen appeared from behind Peter's back. They were doing some dirty dancing salavong style. Suddenly Smailee rudely interrupted the heated battle and chopped Petey's YuGiOh card collection and quickly ate some red mushrooms. After that, Smailee became painfully constipated and puked golden apples in front of lover Rok. Then ice fell over Petey with chocolate covered bananas. Then they all trapped Smailee with Lavy's Magical Shield, walked crookedly from the red ocean where Peter bled into the dark. Suddenly Oppa's voice, then Cherrie came. "Chuckie Cheese Vamanos!" Holy Crap! Cherrie is being attacked by evil KFC right in her..."Not the FRIES!..." she yells to her Teddy bear. Calvin has been hit by a bus. "NEXT WIFE!" She yelled to Fawm. Smailee then appears with a mask eating hot cheetos between her toes. It starts to flood the streets. "I'm melting! Poop! ", screams Peter! Now we need to form an alliance and consume Poop with Traysee's Gang and Kabao's theives. As Peter attempted talking to Ewoks, a Trex appeared with a lightsabre and sliced Cherrie. But Cherrie used her penis exploded fungus to fight. She used Sharingan to enlarge her. Then Tikky appeared biting her nails ferociously, making sure no boogers were in her butthole. Out of nowhere a pink Orangutan, named Liu Shaofeng, transformed into Optimus. He decided to eat Chinese buffet with Karen until Peter stole Karen. However, Karen got to be Peter's full time slave and then they eloped in Las Vegas' 24/7 chapel. There, they discovered that they had nothing in common. Peter and Karen sitting on a K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then sex then a baby whose name is Peter Yang Jr. who died shortly. Peter became very ill and gay. Gay like happy. Then Karen and Prime left Peter for a retarded old and wrinkled cup of noodles. Prime and Karen were digging their butt holes for delicious burnt donuts and beautiful diamonds. When Starscream tried to rape Prime, Rok jumped in with some tofu and Raped Starscream. The Freaken End. Bleeeep....flatline. But it rebegun. Then ended again. Once upon a three word story Jude stole pornography from Ms Tracy's online porno blog. Jude then sold it to Rok and his accomplice Calibur for some bootycall and waffles. Then suddenly "it" approached Tracy and some mother freaken sexy ass Hpers for some hot strippers with the elephant man thong. "It" was Peter. Some days later, it got stinks and swam to the nearby gas station and he turn into a coconut bikini dancer. Lil Wayne recruited Cherrie and Calvin to strip naked for Calibur's Birthday party. They had lots of liquor and naked girls who are about to strip for Mr. Rok who is into boys but the strangest thing is, he is blind like old blind grannies saggy wrinkly titties no teeth and an oxygen mask. Poor Old Rok turned into a huge flaming Mechazoid with a virus then he tried upgrading his CPU. However, it crashed due to a malfunction with his Hmongpride Digichat connection. He didn't have a head with an IQ so he stole Tracy's miniature sized brain to generate all Goku's spirit bomb. Rok then loses the Hmong Padget. When the check burn the story, Mary Loves Donny. Anyways, the Hero name Calibur the Smallest, rescued his beloved princess Tracy from the evil energizer banging bunny. But when Calibur took his calibur to the end, he ran into the leaning tower with a fat ice cream villain. Together, they were infused with fire and water thunderstone. Calibur's first move was flamethrower, then he razor leafed the heck out of Cherrie Blossom. Super Karen came with a dildo and ran into the hottest HPer to have some smores, SEX, boogerdigging. Then a kangaroo did Karate Chop KahVey in the magically pirate chest. Peter and Tikky and karen decided to swim naked. The girls then flash their boobs, finger Peter's butthole, followed by what they called a large bursting hemroid with little eyeballs and humongous razor teeth growing from behind the funky smell. KB appeared in a bikini. KB ran slowly like Bay Watch with the waves. Her boobs bouncing accordingly to thehp laws, they circle, loop, then pulled her nipples very hard that she stop and turned manly. Finally it ended but, Calibur made it all better when annoying people suck on my toe that was delicious but eventually he ate curry chicken which was awesome to an extent. Caliburnnnn misses Tracy`Babe as much as Peter misses Karen. However, Rok misses eating poop and dancing in a tiny pink lingerie, which he bought on Ebay for the one dollar bill he had. Then he bought a black dildo to play with. So he brought another black dildo to intensify things. Today is hot, naked we became very sleepy and very horny too. Once upon a HP Love Story, the two meet their ends in a heated battle. They viciously attacked the HP addicts with such force , many have injures on their privates, sexless they became. They found ways to cook condoms and have a cookout at this cool and awesome lagoon in Hawaii. There, they met two turkeys named Kinderan and Naran. They also met Leeroy and Jeebus the twin hippopotamus. They all ended dying shortly after they have mated. Semen was flooding the towns and the lobby in the sh*tty area where Lavy lived. Not to mention the long gone supercalifragilisticexpialidocious with antidisestablishmentarianism is such a tragic moment worth eating cat cum on rice with rooster hot sauce stir fried to the EXTREME heat of melting poop. Ate me out. Doesn't fit in Roliam's big mouth cringe for some of the super duper quadrupling uber little hot dog. One fine sunny day, Matt went to crap at Rok's new house because his toilet was invisible with maggots all over. Eventually, it was Franks bedtime, so he went night-night. Suddenly he heard a Fuchikoma scream, waking him up, so Frank scrammed. It was Micheal Jackson dressed in Lavy's summer dress. "Sexy" he said, "time to peep." Off he went into the wild forest of whoppers to train Pokemons. Red and Blue lights covered the blanket of stars upon which the Pikachu sent thundershocks rapidly and fiercely. "Liar!" he cried and jumped on the moving train that was headed towards the underground tunnel. The train crashed into Pachelle, the hometown of Fuchikoma, the third. Everyone in Pachelle screams in fear hoping Rok will come rescue them! Unfortunately Rok was already dead because the mumble jumble Karen pwned him. Winner Karen will then try to conquer HmongPride entirely by using force. Luke Skywalker and Its fobby, bitch met Darth Vader while chillng at Grandma Houa's house eating cookies and picking booger. They all suddenly changed into power rangers. "Kuv yog QhosThaLauj," said mighty Karen who's a freakin evil miniature minotaur. "Kuv yog Vaj Yiv Leej," Karen abused Tikky's ass and she also fought all evils with Traysee's pee buddy, Adam Xiong. The Next Day Benny Lava made awesome lava and nava mixed with alot of sh*t. Everyone drank it and turned into a bunch of HP moderators! They copied ExpectedCaprice's greatness but failed greatly due to their stupidity and ignorance. So they decided to eat cake made by Peter the uberly great and the Rok the hard headed. Together the rain started to pour all over everyone's dried rice fields. No one but Tub Yaj and Nom Phaj's wife knew the scarlet letter and my home address. The homeless black man took their money with Faggot_ and paid George Bush to have sex in their suite. Later that day two iguanas ate green beans and drank Pepsi. HPers got on HP expecting for Karen because she is THE MOST AWESOMENESS guy in the whole wide ocean. But then came a really fat wedding bride to kill them all but she forgot her super weapon and shiny shield. His love went to the bay and there, she, lovers and friends had hot fudge sundae's. After finishing picking toe jam, they got up and skipped to the mall. Tikky and Donny played house and Chris sat there starring. Me and Jeem had hot sex. I'm on stage eating a banana with the mic. The banana tasted not as good as they expected something to happen. The lights went into the dark cold, scary unknown. Retarded little freaks drink some water. They went to the closes store. And it rained pouring so fast. I cried help but no help so I die. Therefore, the end. Once there was two human being who looked like big purple dinosaurs eating some rice. Kaleb barged in and fell down to the bottomless pit of green. Then Kaleb realized Green playing around was the worst nightmare he dreamt just got eaten. And so Kaleb grab Little Piggy AND THREW HIM. He ask himself what's OBB means: kick Blamm's butt and Blamm together. As Blamm stare at small candy bar to realize Blamm love OBB and Piigy stop eating icecream and made love. Piigy was shock and got undress. Piigy got scare! Piigy breathing hard, WILL YOU STOP. Piigy decided to run far away to Kaleb's place to hide from the freaky Blamms. Piigy was safe while hiding under Kaleb small sofa and reach out to see if Blamm is following. Not seeing blamm makes Piigy happy. So she dances her heart out and started singing some crazy song. Blamm hear music playing in her head, so kaleb kick her out. Piigy is hurt by sitting on Kaleb for kicking her head open. Along came KC, knocking on the door for piigy to open up the big window and saw Peace. KC smile happily because she saw her friend Peace at the door with some roses. One sunny day the bird was was flying to the south because it was cold and ugly outside. Therefore, they went to go slide and he cry "THE FREAKN END."

And so another story starts...


Once, these lovers were pooping together under the tree. They started licking by the lake and then came a gianormous butterfly who bit off Ec's fake wig and swallowed it. EC then screamed at his lover. But his lover smacked his ass and squeeze it. They started to make out but it was weird. Out of nowhere, there came a strange little boy named Lengo. He just couldn't stop singing about dogs. How stupid of Donny and Lengo to dance so they started to laughed and smiled at horny monkeys. Suddenly came the green purple dragons fire coming out from his blue backpack. Then he begin to eat candy. Looking up in the dictionary, he saw naked people. He ran towards Fawn and Fawmker, yelling nonsense curses. Then they went shopping with Mai. As Mai was singing a song at the corner, someone called out for some help but Ey farted and accidentally poop rainbows and butterflies all over CL. CL face blushed yellow and purple. Okay, the end. "SIKE!!!" screamed ms.porn. Then Mai came dancing down the nonexistent, heavenly staircase falling on her face. Then she grabbed Kung by his hair and kicked him in the nuts. Kung screamed out, went on the bathroom floor crying...