Having sex the Jewish way.

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A Jewish man walks into a whorehouse. The madame asks him what he'd like. He asks if any of the women there can have sex "the Jewish way". Puzzled, she goes to each of the unoccupied rooms, and asks the woman inside if she's familiar with having sex the Jewish way. Finally, they get to the last room. Inside is a prostitute who's extremely talented, and is one of the most expensive in the area. She asks, "do you know how to have sex the Jewish way? This man's looking for a woman who does". She responds, "no, I haven't. But to stay at the top of my profession, I'm always looking to improve.

The donkey

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One guy walks into a bar and see a donkey crying, sitting on top of a pot of gold. He walks up to the bartender and ask " what's up with the donkey? " The bartender says "if you can make the donkey stop crying you can have the pot of gold." The guy walks up to the donkey and whispered in his ear. The donkey then started laughing so hard he couldn't stop. So the guy takes the pot of gold and leaves. A week later the guy comes back and the donkey still laughing so hard as he was when the guy left the first time, but the donkey is sitting on another pot of gold.


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